Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i.e. my girlfriend) and that I should give up my vile queer ways and become a Christian (Lol). She even sent me a bible. Here are its remains, which I made into black-out poetry.
Poem 1: Bisexual (from Leviticus 19:9)— “Have sexual relations with her. Have sexual relations with him. Have sexual relations with both a woman and a man. Have sexual relations with yourself. Vomit on everyone who does not respect you.”
Poem 2: Fisting (from Judges 8:5)— “water/ lap the water/ drink/go down to drink/your hands/go down/I give into your hands/go down/encouraged/down/on the seashore/the whole hand/your hand/inside/I get to the edge/and shout/grasping/crying out/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/God/I came”
Poem 3: A Letter to the Exiles (from Jeremiah 28:13) — “Ze said: ‘Do not let lies name you, nor harm your heart. Gather. Raise the sword against them. They scorn and reproach, for they have not listened— again and again have not listened.’ “
Poem 4: Child (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “Your father and your mother rubbed salt in. No one looked on you with pity or had compassion enough for you, for on the day you were born you were despised. Live! Grow. I looked at you and saw you were enough.”
Poem 5: Father (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “You never adored us. You became very angry. You took some out on us. Your sons and daughters were not enough? You slaughtered— in all your detestable practices— our youth.”
Poem 6: Misandry (from Acts 27:41) — “Dangerous men should be broken.”
This is awesome!
Women of DC Universe As 1940s Bombshell Pin-Ups
Ant Lucia created these 1940s-inspired portraits of DC heroines (and a few villainesses), and now Quantum Mechanix is offering 10 of them as 18″ x 24″ prints for only $14.95 each!
Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn, Batgirl, Stargirl, and Mera are available for pre-order now and the other will be available in a month or so.
*15 year old boy voice* TITANS[16 yr old girl voice]POTATOES
//15 year old boy voice// OCEANS
*30 year old woman voice* TITANS
*30 year old man voice* SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M TRYING TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM
*16 year old boy voice* … [never mind, I’m dead]
The fact that I know EXACTLY who each person is.